this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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