I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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