no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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