You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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