absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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