laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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