Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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