you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
