You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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