Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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