I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Randomize
