Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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