I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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