My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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