turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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