they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't motorboat a personality
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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