awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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