So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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