Christians are straight up FREAKS
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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