I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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