He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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