I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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