there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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