Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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