For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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