Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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