no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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