Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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