You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I could make wine with my vomit
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Actions speak louder than pants.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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