he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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