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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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