Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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