How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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