Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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