If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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