is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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