Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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