you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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