How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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