he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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