i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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