he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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