He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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