WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Randomize
