So drunk its hurt
Ketchup is God's man juice
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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