wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
