New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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