Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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