wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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