omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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