therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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