I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
zippers are such a cool invention
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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