I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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