I need help removing her.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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