I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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