they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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