windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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