ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
