i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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