It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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